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And now, for the second funniest joke in the World...

Sherlock Holmes and Dr Watson were going camping. They pitched their tent under the stars and went to sleep. Sometime in the middle of the night Holmes woke Watson up and said: “Watson, look up at the stars, and tell me what you see.”

Watson replied: “I see millions and millions of stars.”

Holmes said: “and what do you deduce from that?”

Watson ponders for a minute.

"Well, astronomically, it tells me that there are millions of galaxies and potentially billions of planets. Astrologically, I observe that Saturn is in Leo. Horologically, I deduce that the time is approximately a quarter past three. Meteorologically, I suspect that we will have a beautiful day tomorrow. Theologically, I can see that God is all powerful, and that we are a small and insignificant part of the universe. What does it tell you, Holmes?"

And Holmes said: “Watson, you idiot, it means that somebody stole our tent.”

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3 Comments:

Blogger Lydz said...

ahahah!!! that's fantastic!

2:45 pm, July 19, 2008 
Blogger Jono McGarvey said...

What a ripper! A Corker. One of the fruitiest.

4:09 pm, July 19, 2008 
Blogger Isabella Clinton said...

LOL! That has to be one of the funniest jokes I have ever read!

3:17 pm, July 20, 2008 

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