A man walks into a bar in Dunedin with a bulldog under his arm. The dog is wearing an England jersey.
The barman says, "No pets allowed. You'll have to leave."
The man pleads, "Please, I'm desperate! My TV's broken and this is the only place I can see the game."
After warning him that he'll be thrown out if the dog causes any trouble, the barman relents and allows him to watch the game.
Almost from the kick-off England score a drop-goal. The dog jumps up on the bar and begins singing Swing Low Sweet Chariot.
The barman laughs and asks, "What does he do if they score a try?"
The Englishman replies, "I don't know, I've only had him for five years.
The barman says, "No pets allowed. You'll have to leave."
The man pleads, "Please, I'm desperate! My TV's broken and this is the only place I can see the game."
After warning him that he'll be thrown out if the dog causes any trouble, the barman relents and allows him to watch the game.
Almost from the kick-off England score a drop-goal. The dog jumps up on the bar and begins singing Swing Low Sweet Chariot.
The barman laughs and asks, "What does he do if they score a try?"
The Englishman replies, "I don't know, I've only had him for five years.
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