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Why Did the Chicken Cross the Road?



SARAH PALIN: Before it got to the other side, I shot the chicken, cleaned and dressed it, and had chicken burgers for lunch.

BARACK OBAMA: The chicken crossed the road because it was time for a change! The chicken wanted change!

JOHN MC CAIN: My friends, that chicken crossed the road because he recognized the need to engage in cooperation and dialogue with all the chickens on the other side of the road.

HILLARY CLINTON: When I was First Lady, I personally helped that little chicken to cross the road. This experience makes me uniquely qualified to ensure right from Day One that every chicken in this country gets the chance it deserves to cross the road. But then, this really isn't about me.

GEORGE W. BUSH: We don't really care why the chicken crossed the road. We just want to know if the chicken is on our side of the road or not. The chicken is either against us or for us. There is no middle ground here.

DICK CHENEY: Where's my gun?

COLIN POWELL: Now to the left of the screen, you can clearly see the satellite image of the chicken crossing the road.

BILL CLINTON: I did not cross the road with that chicken. What is your definition of chicken?

AL GORE: I invented the chicken.

JOHN KERRY: Although I voted to let the chicken cross the road, I am now against it! It was the wrong road to cross, and I was misled about the chicken's intentions. I am not for it now and will remain against it.

ANDERSON COOPER, CNN: We have reason to believe there is a chicken, but we have not yet been allowed access to the other side of the road.

DR SEUSS: Did the chicken cross the road? Did he cross it with a toad? Yes, the chicken crossed the road, but why it crossed I've not been told.

ERNEST HEMINGWAY: To die in the rain, alone.

GRANDPA: In my day we didn't ask why the chicken crossed the road. Somebody told us the chicken crossed the road, and that was good enough.

ARISTOTLE: It is the nature of chickens to cross the road.

JOHN LENNON: Imagine all the chickens in the world crossing roads together, in peace.

BILL GATES: I have just released eChicken 2008, which will not only cross roads, but will lay eggs, file your important documents, and balance your checkbook. Internet Explorer is an integral part of eChicken 2008. This new platform is much more stable and will never crash or need to be rebooted.

ALBERT EINSTEIN: Did the chicken really cross the road, or did the road move beneath the chicken?

COLONEL SANDERS: Did I miss one?

From GCFL

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Blogger The Editrix said...

ROFLOL!!!

You just made my day, Andy!! Those are hilarious. . . :DDD

10:58 pm, January 12, 2009 
Blogger Andy Moore said...

:D I didn't think of them though...

7:45 pm, January 16, 2009 
Blogger The Editrix said...

I know, but I wouldn't have heard of it if you hadn't posted it!

I love the weekly jokes, but we are going to get some other non-weekly joke posts from you, too. . . right? :-)

10:10 am, January 17, 2009 
Blogger Andy Moore said...

hmmm, nope! once a week should be enough, heck, maybe some other bloggers (ahem) would catch on, and then we could all be happily perpetually amused.

Now... still umming and ahhing about my next possible blog post...

4:21 pm, January 17, 2009 
Blogger The Editrix said...

Yeah, that's what I meant - more posts that aren't jokes! :D

10:05 am, January 18, 2009 

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