How does he do it?

Si, my younger brother. He's bigger and stronger than me. He earns more than me. He's got nice clothes. He sleeps on a real bed. He knows the difference between a Mocha and a Flat White. He's got quite a few mates from work.

He runs Windows Vista on his sweet as Laptop, an Asus F5R. He collects shoes. He has a pretty big shoe collection now, and at his request, I have made him a website for his hobby. I'm actually pretty happy with the site. It's definitely cutting edge. At least, the resizing images are a breakthrough.

Si and I get on pretty well. I wake him up 10 minutes before it's time to go on Sunday morning. He gets out movies and other... refreshments, his shout. I give him a hard time about Windows Media Player locking up on his laptop. He punches me in the back. I borrow $500 bucks from him. He asks me to get the internet going. My computer chair breaks. I take his.

"the secret to the 60 hour week"